Today, so far, I have burnt the inside of my mouth by eating too much pineapple. It hurts. Even tea is a bit painful, and I'm sure you all know how much that makes me happy. Yoghurt is a soothing balm, but there is only so much Activia one person can eat (and my tolerance for such a foul abomination is pretty low).
Tomorrow? Possibly jet-skiing. Or water skiing, they're definitely on the cards.