I've had the most awesome day ever

and by awesome I really mean words cannot describe how fail *everything* was. Really, it's beyond words. Everything that could go wrong, went wrong. It was just so fail. We dissolved into hysterics at dinner as the meal descended into a food-fight (fruit, plates, cans of coke, bowl with a sharp knife...) and then one of them said "wee-wee" and looked at his lap. No other response was possible.

I wish I had a picture to share with you all.